Father's Day is Sunday, June 20th.

OK, I hope I'm not going to shock you when I say Father's Day is just a knock-off of Mother's Day. Mother's Day worked out well and someone said, "Let's do fathers next!" (Fortunately it all fizzled out before Cousins-Once-Removed Day or Step-Sibling Day could be deployed.)

So I hope I also won't shock you when I just put retreads on last month's idea and suggest that celebrating Father's Day Eve is a good thing. But I can assure you, that the idea of celebrating Father's Day Eve with a good dose of provocative clothing is a custom-fit, award-winning idea. Because Fathers are men and there are very few "what does he want?" questions in a man's life that can't be answered with a nearly-naked woman. I'm betting my whole reputation on this.

And don't just confine this to current fathers. Father's Day Eve is a great time to recruit men who ought to be fathers. Who knows? By morning, he might have joined the ranks.

Need suggestions?  ANYTHING from Wicked Temptations should work. If you're looking for something a little more extreme, try Adult Toy Chest (this link takes you to their "You must be over 18" warning page.) Both Wicked Temptations and Adult Toy Chest have provocative e-cards you can send your sweetie as well.

Yeah, on Father's Day proper -- Sunday -- Dad may want to do family things with the kids and so on. But Father's Day Eve is a great idea... watch for it to catch on.

Don't forget to pick up a trim, while you're at it....